These are the original and one-and-only laser etched beef jerky business cards!
Why do you need your contact info seared into dried beef with a laser?
Well,
Should you find that your corporate team building dog sledding exercise through the snowy wilderness has gone awry, DO NOT eat your teammates. Instead consume the delightful laser etched meatcards that you were planning on handing out at that evening’s networking soirée. Then you can survive your coworkers until rescue and watch them try to roughly swallow their die cut, foil stamped, cotton bond business cards with handfuls of melted snow.
OR
Should the econopocalypse ever truly bring down the World As We Know It, your former clients and current tribal peers will fight for your honor as the rightful horde leader because they fondly remember sharing your tasty beef jerky meatcards with their family when the legacy telcos died and they had no further use for your fax number.
OR
Should you ever need to land that perfect account, you will want someone remember you for the rest of their career because you handed them a true token of your gratitude in the form of a savory and useful treat, and not remember of the snide, oily fellow, whose inkjet-printed card had a greasy fingerprint over his WordArt Comic Sans logo.
In all of those cases, and probably more, you will need MEATCARDS!
