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Set of Meatcards for Xmas

$34.95

Here’s the deal: each card set takes 25 minuted to etch. That means I have a very limited amount of cards to sell before the USPS Priority Shipping deadline. These cards are guaranteed to arrive by Xmas in the US. International is not guaranteed.
I will only be making these cards until Xmas. If Xmas isn’t a big deal, get a set of normal cards to be etched later.

  • What you get:
    • One slab of beef jerky with your contact info text etched onto the surface in the shape of 4 business cards.
    • A PETG window for clear viewing vacuum sealed with every set.
    • American made beef jerky.
    • Included US shipping. (local pickup is available, +$5 Canada, +$10 international)
  • What you do not get:
    • Different sets of data on one slab of meat.
    • Every character perfectly rendered 4 times on each slab. The holes add mystery, and no meat is perfect.
    • Any cutting to size.
    • A puppy.

Meatcards are for novelty only. They are non-toxic, but not intended to be food. Eat at your own risk.

$34.95