You want some meatcards.

In order to get some free meatcards, you must:

  • Eat your business card
  • Record video of your eating
  • Post video somewhere public
  • Let us know somehow
  • Be Awesome

notes:
You should define for yourself how to safely “eat” a business card, you know: At Your Own Risk.
Judging will be subjective, and the decision will be final.
Don’t be stupid.

GO!